Asleep Quotes

1083 Asleep quotes by 772 unique authors

Sometimes I fall asleep at night with my clothes on. I'm going to have all my clothes made out of blankets. — Mitch Hedberg
I can't imagine a home without an overflow of books. The point of books is to have way too many but to always feel you… — Louise Erdrich
The faint old man shall lean his silver head To feel thee; thou shalt kiss the child asleep, And dry the moistened curls that overspread… — Bear Bryant
It is not as if our homeopathic brothers are asleep: far from it, they are awake - many of them at any rate - to… — William Osler
No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock. — Heston Blumenthal
Wall Street is being investigated, but they are not asleep while it's being done. You see where the Senate took that tax off the sales… — Will Rogers
You have to begin to develop a repertory of jokes, multi-plane spiritual jokes, the sort of things the Zen masters tell each other when they're… — Frederick Lenz
You are asleep and have forgetten that you are dreaming. You mistakenly believe you are awake. — Frederick Lenz
I like to kill people in my dreams, so when I fall asleep be sure not to come too close. — Cao Cao
I used to love 'The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe,' and I can still remember listening to them before I would fall asleep. I… — William Moseley
When someone falls asleep on your chest, but the one really falling is you. — Craig Stone
As I lay asleep in Italy There came a voice from over the Sea, And with great power it forth led me To walk in… — Percy Bysshe Shelley
Who hath not seen thee oft amid thy store? Sometimes whoever seeks abroad may find Thee sitting careless on a granary floor, Thy hair soft-lifted… — John Keats
It's dangerous to get calm. You need some nerves to work from, it's good energy. It's not good to have no nerves. You'd fall asleep… — Bob Odenkirk
Even today we raise our hand against our brother... We have perfected our weapons, our conscience has fallen asleep, and we have sharpened our ideas… — Pope Francis
No man can reveal to you nothing but that which already lies half-asleep in the dawning of your knowledge. — Khalil Gibran
Attempt easy tasks as if they were difficult, and difficult as if they were easy; in the one case that confidence may not fall asleep,… — Baltasar Gracian
I kind of think that if you show conspiracy theorists a photo of the dead Bin Laden they will come up with an explanation for… — Gail Collins
The best time to expand is when people are asleep at the wheel. — Barbara Corcoran
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. — Mason Cooley
When I was sixteen or seventeen, I wanted to be a writer. I wanted to be a playwright. But everything I wrote, I thought, was… — Francis Ford Coppola
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading… — Rodney Dangerfield
I think the greatest illusion we have is that denial protects us. It's actually the biggest distortion and lie. In fact, staying asleep is what's… — Eve Ensler
I'm on so late I'm definitely the last seconds of anyone's attention. So I just want to give them something dumb to laugh at, so… — Jimmy Fallon
It's when you've stopped writing and are doing other things, especially when you're asleep, that the real work is done. — Robert Harris

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