Popular Asleep Wisdom
- I know you're mad, so I'm gonna try not to fall asleep during this argument. — Nikhil Saluja
- So far 2013 is all about me falling asleep on the couch while shagging myself. — Nikhil Saluja
- Self-awakening starts with catching yourself having been spiritually sound asleep. — Senoraroy
- There's this place I've been stuck in for awhile and it seems I can't get out Every time I try to leave the more I… — Unknown Author
- You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than you're dreams. — Dr. Seuss
- Girlfriend can't fall asleep at night? Hold a pillow over her face until she passes out! — Jugi Steady
- Fun Prank: Wait until your friend falls asleep, then put their hand in a glass of warm water and throw a rattlesnake at them. — Jugi Steady
- Fun prank! Wait until your mom and dad fall asleep and then light the house on fire! — Jugi Steady