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- Son asks his father: Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? Father answers: Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties a…
- Daughter asks her Mum: Mum, how many kinds of penises are there? Mother smiles and answers: Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In…
- Kindergarten teacher trying to explain the definition of the word definitely. To make sure, she asks the students to use the word in a sentence.…
- Little girl asks her grandma: Grandma, can you show me a magic trick? Grandma answers: I can't dear, but I'm sure your grandpa knows one.…
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- What then is time? If no one asks me, I know what it is. If I wish to explain it to him… — Saint Augustine
- Anything in any way beautiful derives its beauty from itself and asks nothing beyond itself. Praise is no part of it, for… — Marcus Aurelius
- The questions which one asks oneself begin, at least, to illuminate the world, and become one's key to the experience of others. — James A. Baldwin
- When a man asks himself what is meant by action he proves that he isn't a man of action. Action is a… — James A. Baldwin
- A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. — Joey Adams
- Our religion is itself profoundly sad - a religion of universal anguish, and one which, because of its very catholicity, grants full… — Charles Baudelaire
- A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. — Joseph Addison
- God asks no man whether he will accept life. That is not the choice. You must take it. The only choice is… — Henry Ward Beecher