Asks Quotes

1142 quotes by 874 authors

A dog asks a cat, How come I've never seen you cats making love in public? The cat replies,Do you want humans to steal our… — Crosby Kwaw
Steve Carell is such a non-tech person. He actually communicates with people. He actually asks people how they're doing and makes friends and learns names… — BJ Novak
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!; WIFE shouts No!, it means - With Idiot For Ever!!!. — Mrthrill
Hats off to the courage of Internet Explorer when it asks Would you like to make Internet Explorer your default browser? — Amit Verma
He tells me about his dreams asks me what they mean, he's just so different, than anyone i've ever known. When I'm without him, I… — Bri Sweetfirestarter
The worst part about being strong is that nobody ever asks you if your okay. — Tamika-leeigh
I HATE IT WHEN I GET BCK FROM A FOUR FIVE MONTH HOLIDAY AND ONE GUY COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS FUCK MATE WHERE… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
A good friend comes over and asks if they can have something to eat, a Best friend raids your fridge and cupboard then complains you… — Nishan Panwar
This is what you shall do; Love the earth and sun and the animals, despise riches, give alms to every one that asks, stand up… — Walt Whitman
I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets? — Nikhil Saluja
Pretty lady (yes, I mean YOU), God is your baker. He added all the right ingredients and set you at the right temperature so you… — Eugene Nathaniel Butler
I love Russell Crowe's line to Oliver Reed in 'Gladiator' where he asks him, 'Are you in danger of becoming a good man?' It's one… — Jonathan Banks
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the hell is wrong with you — Nate
If a girl asks you if she's fat, you either say no or absolutely not. — Nikhil Saluja
When the guy I like asks me out :D best day EVER — Talyiah
A Great Thing About Life Is That. It Always Gives You A Second Chance. And The Best Part Is That It Never Asks You Why… — Udigwe Vinsnt
If someone asks a question they generally know some part or even all of the answer or they wouldn't of known how to formulate the… — Stanley Victor Paskavich
THE MOMENT YOU START CRYING AND YOUR CRUSH ASKS YOU OUT AND YOU CANT STOP CRYING — NIKOLAS SIXX
No, is it like Facebook? - me, whenever someone asks if I have a Twitter account — Nikhil Saluja
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asks for forgivness. — Al Pacino

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