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All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball…
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Strict gun laws are about as effective as strict drug laws...It pains me to say this, but the NRA seems to be…
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It's no coincidence that female interest in the sport of baseball has increased greatly since the ballplayers swapped those wonderful old-time baggy…
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A Pessimist sees the glass as half empty; A Cub Fan wonders when it's gonna spill.
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Show me somebody who is always smiling, always cheerful, always optimistic, and I will show you somebody who hasn't the faintest idea…
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It's unnatural for people to run around the city streets unless they are thieves or victims. It makes people nervous to see…
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Whether one eats a cat or not is a personal choice, and I don't want to sway anyone one way or another.…
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Newspapers, magazines and other publications have the constitutional right to be offensive, even disgusting. As evidence of that, just watch this space…
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God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.
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It's much harder to be a liberal than a conservative. Why? Because it is easier to give someone the finger than a…
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When I asked him how long he had been driving a taxi, he said, Dree mouse.
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In attacking the young, the liberal, and the black, Daley was in the mainstream of America's mass prejudices. The Democratic party may…
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My father identified as a black man. No one asked him because he was clearly black. But people always ask me. If…
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We pray pious blether, our will is not in it, and then we say God does not answer; we never asked Him…
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I once visited an RSPCA hospital in Norfolk. I spoke to the vets working there, and asked them how many times they…
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I once sent him a song and asked him to mark a cross wherever he thought it was faulty. Brahms returned it…
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A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".
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"On Pat Hearne - He made money in stocks, and that made people ask him for advice. He would never give any.…
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Part of the reason that these attempts at explanation fail, I think, is that photographers, like all artists, choose their medium because…
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He first selected the smallest one...and then bowed his head as though he were saying grace. Opening his mouth very wide, he…
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