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- When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it? It is the…
- I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone?
- I went into a pub and asked the barmaid whether they did Cash back. To my surprise she replied, Actually sir, in the trade we…
- Someone with a dog asked how far it was from A to B. I told him 15 lamp posts.
- Being born is like being shot and asked questions later.
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