Robert D Dangoor Quotes

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• A railwayman was training to be an actor, but forgot the lines.
• Nothing is free except what comes from within you.
• Being bipolar is like riding on a helter-skelter and not knowing when it will end.
• Read a book and book yourself into another world.
• SERVICE IS NOT INCLUDED, but if you ask nicely we might consider it.
• What's in a name? What's your aim?
• Now that nearly everyone has access to a computer, are we turning from the rat race to the mouse race?
• Depression is when you're waiting not to do things, whereas happiness is when you cannot wait to do things.
• A controlling boss is in control of his staff but in control of himself
• 'Profit' deals with the cash market. A 'Prophet' deals with the futures market.
• Students have no class.
• The more the tenants there are, the later the rent gets paid.
• Telephone calls have always begun with the question: How are you? But with the mobile phone revolution, it is always followed by another: Where are…
• A Schizophrenic patient is told by a nurse, So you hear voices, such as your name being called out! The patient replied, Well at least…
• I went to see my psychiatrist the other day and told him that I was talking to myself. He replied, Thats all right, just hold…
• When I walk in the street I get asked the time so many times that I now reply, What time is it? It is the…
• I asked my secretary how many words per minute she did. She replied, 80. I asked, On the computer or on the telephone?
• People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
• You cannot fight everyone but you can make everyone die of laughter.
• A friend is someone who is afraid of letting you down but never does.

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