Arses Quotes

45 Arses quotes by 41 unique authors

People who got on their feet and freaked about were called idiot dancers. and nobody wants to be called an idiot dancer. But the whole… — Steve Marriott
But big peopleâ€™s illnesses are always made to sound big. The simple shutting and opening of the royal arse-hole was made to sound as if… — Khushwant Singh
Analytically speaking, Sigmund Freud talked out of his arse — Dean Cavanagh
I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore
If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline, in a lift, I could… — Dylan Moran
The best cure for racism is to have somebody shoot at you. Man, it does not matter then what color the arse is that comes… — Wilbur Smith
I do ride a bicycle occasionally, but not those stupid stationary ones you see in gyms. I do have one of those, I must confess,… — Christine McVie
Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan
The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry
I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Unknown Author
A Duke couldn't have the arse hanging out of his trousers when meeting foreign diplomats. Actually even plain old Sam Vimes never had the arse… — Terry Pratchett
A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, estuary-whining, glitter-lacquered, priapic berk How dare I, from my velvet chaise longue, in my Hollywood home like Kubla Khan, drag my limbs… — Russell Brand
To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high. — Aristophanes
The greatest monarch on the proudest throne is obliged to sit upon his own arse. — Benjamin Franklin
I need them, need them to give me a kick up the arse. Otherwise I'd just be sat-in getting fat, counting me money. It's good… — Liam Gallagher
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. — Dwayne Johnson
The word arse is as much god as the word face. It must be so, otherwise you cut off your god at the waist. — D. H. Lawrence
Young people can be disruptive and screw up classes. But even if they are being a pain in the arse it's a cry for help… — Jamie Oliver
A politician is an arse upon which everyone has sat except a man. — E E Cummings
'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American… — James McAvoy

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