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Terry Pratchett has 1,151 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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There are, always and only, the bad people, but some of them are on opposite sides.
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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It's an interesting fact that fewer than 17 % of Real cats end their lives with the same name they started with.…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire'…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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A Thaum is the basic unit of magical strength. It has been universally established as the amount of magic needed to create…
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
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Until everyone in this country over 35 has passed away, the theocracy will still be alive. And I am not actually of…
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Yves Saint Laurent gave women power, Chanel liberated them and when I joined Lanvin, I thought 'what do I bring to women?…
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The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be…
— Terry Pratchett
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After all, memory may be the only thing on earth we can truly manipulate to serve us, so we don't have to…
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Did I do and say these things? Yes, I did. Are there any mitigating circumstances? Not really, unless any circumstances {in other…
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There was the gate next, which she(Liesel)clung to. A gang of tears trudged from her eyes as she held on and refused…
— Markus Zusak
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I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by…
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Music opinions are like arseholes; everyone has one, doesn't mean they're there to be abused.
— Jules Maher
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