Armpits Quotes

43 Armpits quotes by 38 unique authors

Many Americans follow pro basketball from November through June, for reasons that I found unexplainable, other than the fact that they were overly fascinated with… — Dan Jenkins
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit. — Joan Rivers
It's hard, when you're up to your armpits in alligators, to remember you came here to drain the swamp. — Ronald Reagan
I wonder how people decided that women were supposed to shave their legs and armpits — Natalie Portman
I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually. — Katy Perry
I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty. — Kate Moss
Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair — Paula Cole
I don't want people thinking of me sexually. I don't want people to be like, 'She's hot-looking,' you know? I want them to listen to… — Michelle Rodriguez
Prosperity Gospel”. At his United Church Science of Living Institute in New York he would tell his congregation “close your eyes and see green. Money… — Reverend Ike
... don't let your elders and supposed betters tell you any different. Sure, you've never been to Paris. No, you never ran with the bulls… — Stephen King
I wish the camera could smell my armpits. Dude, mine smell good. — Ryan Ross
I started to get grossed out by the armpits. — Michael De Luca
And then, going to high school, I saw how popular girls had to behave to get the boys. I knew I couldn't fit into that.… — Madonna Ciccone
I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant. — Scott Caan
The carnal contact side by side, from heel to armpit, brings shudders that shake up nature like the flights of nocturnal birds. — Louis Aragon
If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed. — B.K.S. Iyengar
If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed. — B.K.S. Iyengar
Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For… — Dave Barry
Cameron Diaz was so cute at the MTV Movie Awards when she pulled her skirt up and wiped her armpits. — Pink
Art thou angry with him whose armpits stink? Art thou angry with him whose mouth smells foul? — Marcus Aurelius
A cloak of invisibility? This is a highly sensitive piece of field equipment. What does he think? Some warlock pulled it out of his armpit? — Eoin Colfer
Hey, our hair's the same color," I said, eyeing us side by side in the mirror. Sure is, Girlfriend." Eric grinned at me. "But are… — Charlaine Harris
A professionally trained actress should be a better liar, wouldn't you think? But no. I am pathetically underachieved in that area. I can think of… — Kristin Chenoweth
I believe in the flesh and the appetites, Seeing, hearing, feeling, are miracles, and each part and tag of me is a miracle. Divine am… — Walt Whitman
If she’s so important, why aren’t you here guarding her? (Wulf) Mostly because this ain’t Buffy and there’s not one single Hellmouth to guard. I’m… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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