Apple Quotes

830 quotes by 618 authors

A pear is a failed apple. — George Carlin
It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely… — Mark Twain
Christianity is the strangest religion ever set up, for it committed a murder upon Jesus in order to redeem mankind from the sin of eating… — Thomas Paine
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done… — Martin Luther
The rotten apple spoils his companion. — Benjamin Franklin
The ultimate truth is like the flavour of an apple which you can't see with the eye or hear with the ear. The only way… — Ajahn Chah
A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins. — Evan Esar
If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple. — Bernardo Bertolucci
I got up one Christmas morning and we didn't have nothing to eat. We didn't have an apple, we didn't have an orange, we didn't… — Muddy Waters
Where the apple reddens never pry - lest we lose our Edens, Eve and I. — Robert Browning
Apple is our mentor, Facebook is our enemy. — Dick Costolo
Google Maps are phenomenal. Yep, ask an Apple user. — Eric Schmidt
The more I learnt about this cheeky - almost rebellious - company, the more it appealed to me, as it unapologetically pointed to an alternative… — Jonathan Ive
I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of… — Andrea Dworkin
I always say that my favorite game was Original Adventure, published by both Microsoft and Apple Computer back in 1980. — Roberta Williams
If apple is the language of the future, then art must be the core. — Elliot W. Eisner
I have never left the company. I keep a tiny residual salary to this day because that's where my loyalty should be forever. I want… — Steve Wozniak
I write at eighty-five for the same reasons that impelled me to write at forty-five; I was born with a passionate desire to communicate, to… — James A. Michener
Nature is no sentimentalist, - does not cosset or pamper us. We must see that the world is rough and surly, and will not mind… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man would have to be an idiot to write a book of laws for an apple tree telling it to bear apples and not… — Martin Luther

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