Apple Quotes

830 Apple quotes by 592 unique authors

An apple a day keeps your wife away, if you throw it hard enough. — Nikhil Saluja
I Want To Go Back To The Time When Drinking meant Chocolate Milk, When Dad Was The 0nly Hero, When Love Was Mom's Hug, When… — Bernajoy Vaal
In ancient Greece, throwing an apple at a woman was considered a MARRIAGE PROPOSAL. This tradition still continues - throw an apple (iPhone5) and she… — Nikhil Saluja
Life was easier when blackberry and apple were just fruits. — Viktoria
Imagine all the FUN shit we wouldn't have if stupid bitch Eve didn't take a bite from that apple. — Nikhil Saluja
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. — Carl Sagan
When you eat an apple you're eating a tree's balls. — Nikhil Saluja
Can I have bite?. Why? It is because YOU are the apple of my eye. — Ivy Ban
Round like an apple, deep like a cup. Yet all the kings horses cant pull it up. What is it?(A well) — Babloo
Oh, here where we lie, Outstretched to wonder why we don't belong You deserve much more, and I'll give until I'm all gone Forever know… — Unknown Author

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