Annoy Quotes

162 Annoy quotes by 139 unique authors

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. — E. W. Howe
I was really inspired while I was pregnant and I wrote a whole album for my baby. I wanted to write a kids album that… — Jewel
The interesting thing about advertising is that the things that annoy us sometimes about it are really human. It's us looking at ourselves - and… — Jaron Lanier
People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world. — Howie Mandel
I've found men are less likely to let petty things annoy them. — Marilyn Monroe
The desire to annoy no one, to harm no one, can equally well be the sign of a just as of an anxious disposition. — Friedrich Nietzsche
What would annoy the most people most often? That is the true left-wing test of government intervention. — P.J. O'Rourke
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. — Rita Rudner
Anyone who has had the experience of going through American security checks knows the purpose of these checks is not to make you safer; it's… — Salman Rushdie
From time to time, as if heaven-sent to annoy, someone will ask me if I'm self-disciplined when it comes to my work. I usually look… — Will Self
I think I became a Catholic to annoy my father. — A. N. Wilson
You are precisely as big as what you love and precisely as small as what you allow to annoy you. — Robert Anton Wilson
Is there some particular reason that you're here?" ... "Not this again." "Not what again?" said Clary. "Every time I annoy him, he retreats into… — Cassandra Clare
Speak roughly to your little boy and beat him when he sneezes! he only does it to annoy, because he knows it teases! — Lewis Carroll
Here's a quick rule of thumb: Don't annoy science fiction writers. These are people who destroy entire planets before lunch. Think of what they'll do… — John Scalzi
If you don't annoy your big sister for no good reason from time to time, she thinks you don't love her anymore. — Pearl Cleage
I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to… — Roald Dahl
This did not annoy Amanda for it had long been her theory that human beings were invented by water as a device for transporting itself… — Tom Robbins
With me, illusions are bound to be shattered. I am here to shatter all illusions. Yes, it will irritate you, it will annoy you -… — Rajneesh
I don't even want you to nod, that's how much you annoy me. Just freeze and shut up. — Neal Stephenson
I swim against the tide because I like to annoy. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon
Urban survival rule 22: Never annoy an armed man. — Kelley Armstrong
Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should… — Pam Brown
I turned and found Dionysus standing there, still in his black suit. Walk with me,” he said. Where to?” I asked suspiciously. Just to the… — Rick Riordan
Are you always this random? (Jericho) Mostly. It really irritates Noir. Which is just an added bonus for me. At least so long as I… — Sherrilyn Kenyon

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