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Animal Quotes by Daniel Handler
- If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.
- Like People, animals will become frightened and likely do whatever you say if you whip them enough.
- Count Olaf sounds like an awful person. I hope he is torn apart by wild animals someday. Wouldn't that be satisfying?
More Animal Quotes
- At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. — Aristotle
- For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman
- We have abolished the death penalty for humans, so why should it continue for animals? — Brigitte Bardot
- I blame it on Walt Disney, where animals are given human qualities. People don't understand that a wild animal is not something… — James Cameron
- One of the things that distinguishes man from the other animals is that he wants to know things, wants to find out… — C.S. Lewis
- The Set animal’s jaws were pried open so fast that it yelped and let go of my arm. I stood, now encased… — Rick Riordan
- If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men… — Francis of Assisi
- People are not going to care about animal conservation unless they think that animals are worthwhile. — David Attenborough