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Earl Wilson has 36 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.
• A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings.
• Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
• You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten.
• If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
• Snow and adolescence are the only problems that disappear if you ignore them long enough.
• Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money?
• Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense.
• Ever notice that the whisper of temptation can be heard farther than the loudest call to duty.
• A woman may race to get a man a gift but it always ends in a tie.
• One way to get high blood pressure is to go mountain climbing over molehills.
• This would be a much better world if more married couples were as deeply in love as they are in debt.

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