Alcoholic Quotes

177 Alcoholic quotes by 149 unique authors

Because 'You're perfect just the way you are,' is what your guidance counselor says. And she's an alcoholic. — Libba Bray
And in my mind, this settles the issue. I would never drink cologne, and am therefore not an alcoholic. — Augusten Burroughs
But then, look at me. My brain is incorrectly formed, and I'm shaped like a tube. Plus, I'm an alcoholic, a "survivor" of childhood sexual… — Augusten Burroughs
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker. — Chelsea Handler
If you measure your happiness by the amount of liquid you have in your glass, you are either a cliché or an alcoholic. — Caprice Crane
Bruce, you’re an ugly and silly old man. You’re very possibly an alcoholic and God knows what else. You’re the type of sad case who… — Irvine Welsh
Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping. — Stephen Colbert
Some of my relatives held on to imagined memories the way homeless people hold onto lottery tickets. Nostalgia was their crack cocaine, if you will,… — Mohsin Hamid
The idea that the creative endeavor and mind-altering substances are entwined is one of the great pop-intellectual myths of our time. ... Substance abusing writers… — Stephen King
I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic. — Sylvia Plath
I require something so horrifically alcoholic that it makes livers tremble with fear and run for their lives when its name is uttered. — Mira Grant
There is a remarkable breakdown of taste and intelligence at Christmastime. Mature, responsible grown men wear neckties made of holly leaves and drink alcoholic beverages… — P.J. O'Rourke
Back in 1990, there were fewer than 20 wineries in and around Paso Robles, a farming community midway between San Francisco and Los Angeles. Most… — Robert M. Parker, Jr.
Any kid who grew up with an alcoholic parent will tell you how nauseating it feels never to know what it will be like when… — Steve Largent
Whether the family goes on a spiritual basis or not, the alcoholic member has to if he would recover. The others must be convinced of… — William Griffith Wilson
Mr. Speaker, as a grateful recovering alcoholic of 24 years myself, I am living proof that treatment does work and that recovery is real. — Jim Ramstad
The increased consumption of alcoholic beverages in Canada since the outbreak of war is one evidence of this. — William Lyon Mackenzie King
The greatly increased consumption of alcoholic beverages is very largely a direct result of the increased purchasing power created by wartime expenditures. — William Lyon Mackenzie King
I never stood in a public house bar and alcoholic drink never touched my lips. — James Larkin
She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic. — Tonya Harding
How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics! — Isaac Asimov
I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink two times a year. On my birthday, and when its not my birthday. — Superman
It is useless for alcoholics to worry about the future, for there will soon be no future for them to worry about. — Vikrant Parsai
You can't tell a liar to stop lying. Thats like telling an alcoholic not to drink, a drug addict to not do drugs,a sex addict… — Jasmine Laura
When I drink alcohol...everyone says I'm alcoholic but When I drink Fanta...no one says I'm fantastic... — Unknown Author

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