Alcoholic Quotes

177 Alcoholic quotes by 149 unique authors

You know you're an alcoholic when you misplace thingslike a decade. — Paul Williams
Whenever I drink alcohol I'm alcoholic and whenever I drink fanta I'm fantastic .......alah — Giftthabest
I'm like an alcoholic. It is like, I don't care if I cry, I don't care if I am fat, I am just going to… — Salma Hayek
I'm only an alcoholic on weekends. — Ambri Bright
Non-alcoholic to his girlfriend, Ill only drink wine from your lips. — Robert D Dangoor
You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
Im Addicted to you, Im like a Addict without drugs, an Alcoholic without Alcohol, A Smoker without cigarettes..I Fein For Your Love — Unknown Author
In the very first conversation I had with Paul Scheuring about the character, back when we were shooting the pilot, I suggested it would be… — Sarah Wayne Callies
I've always loved those Yazoo banana milkshakes. Alcoholic drink depends on what mood you're in, doesn't it? Absinthe does make the heart grow fonder. — Jamie Bell
Don't ask me out because your friends say am pretty, ask me out because you want too. Don't say you love me to me, when… — Josephine
I read an article the other day that said, if you drink every day you are an alcoholic. Thank god I only drink every night — Nishan Panwar
I swear I will neva figure out girls. Just when you think it's good its not good. I think all girls who had an issue… — Kevin Mccarty
Alcoholic: A person you don't like who drinks as much as you do. — Nikhil Saluja
Im not and alcoholic I'm a drunk (alcoholics go to meetings) — Tamika-leeigh
On his daughter's diaper: There was so much poop. It didn't look like a baby's poop. It looked like a 55-year-old alcoholic took a dump — Nikhil Saluja
This feeling so old but I love it, You made me so addicted like an alcoholic, I can't even remember the days when it started — Emanuel Sebastiao
Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right. — Nikhil Saluja

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