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Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job…

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We must now brace ourselves for disquisitions on peer pressure, adolescent anomie, and rage.
Passing a law like the assault weapons ban is a symbolic - purely symbolic - move in that direction. Its only real…
The Brady Bill's only effect will be to desensitize the public to regulation of weapons in preparation for their ultimate confiscation.
[I]t's not the advertising, it's the dog food. Every time anybody has a look at it or has a lick of it,…
In explaining any puzzling Washington phenomenon, always choose stupidity over conspiracy, incompetence over cunning. Anything else gives them too much credit.
You can have the most advanced and efflorescent cultures. Get your politics wrong, however, and everything stands to be swept away. This…
To understand the workings of American politics, you have to understand this fundamental law: Conservatives think liberals are stupid. Liberals think conservatives…
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a…
Some will protest that in a world with so much human suffering, it is something between eccentric and obscene to mourn a…
History has blessed us with all the freedom and advantages of multiculturalism. But it has also blessed us, because of the accident…
Hawks favor war on the grounds that Saddam Hussein is reckless, tyrannical and instinctively aggressive, and that if he comes into possession…
If [Bush's] successors don't screw it up, within 10 years NASA will have us back to where we belong -- on other…

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Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport… — William Faulkner
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a… — Charles Krauthammer
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only… — Ann Coulter
I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all… — David Neeleman
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why… — Robin Williams
I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson
Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks. — Salman Rushdie
Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your… — Douglas Rushkoff
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure… — David Sedaris
We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict… — Jeaniene Frost

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