Airport Security Quotes

18 quotes by 18 authors

Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport security, he would… — William Faulkner
Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job… — Charles Krauthammer
Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get… — Ann Coulter
I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers. — David Neeleman
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a… — Robin Williams
I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks. — Tom Hodgkinson
Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks. — Salman Rushdie
Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your file management system,… — Douglas Rushkoff
When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of… — David Sedaris
We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the… — Jeaniene Frost
Thereâ€™s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out Youâ€™d better just leave it be Body grew… — Gayle Forman
A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water. — Shashi Tharoor
When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All that over-reaction comes… — John Stossel
Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is manifestly… — James Purefoy
I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines. — Jim Morris
The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport. — Laura Bell Bundy

Who Wrote These Airport Security Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 18 Airport Security Quotes as follows: