Airport Security Quotes
18 quotes by 18 authors
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Gough never pretended to perfection or to sainthood - well, hardly ever. Although when he set off the metal detector at airport security, he would…
— William Faulkner
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Don't touch my junk, you airport security goon--my package belongs to no one but me, and do you really think I'm a Nigerian nut job…
— Charles Krauthammer
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Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. If only we could get…
— Ann Coulter
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I believe the public's confidence would be increased if the federal government took over the functions of airport security screening for all passengers.
— David Neeleman
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With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy.
— Tom Udall
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Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security.
— Dave Barry
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Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a…
— Robin Williams
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I seethe at the humiliation of airport security checks.
— Tom Hodgkinson
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Airport security exists to guard us against terrorist attacks.
— Salman Rushdie
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Whether it's watching a $4,000 laptop fall off the conveyor belt at airport security, contending with a software conflict that corrupted your file management system,…
— Douglas Rushkoff
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When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of…
— David Sedaris
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We boarded the plane after boxing our stakes and knives and taking them to a FedEx carrier, airport security being so strict nowadays. In the…
— Jeaniene Frost
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There’s a piece of lead where my heart should beat Doctor said too dangerous to take out You’d better just leave it be Body grew…
— Gayle Forman
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A witticism in an airport security line is like a Swiss tap - turn it on, and you instantly find yourself in hot water.
— Shashi Tharoor
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When we were scared about 9/11, we federalized the airport security, we spent millions for body armor for dogs in Ohio. All that over-reaction comes…
— John Stossel
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Airport security is a particular bugbear. At the risk of sounding like a grumpy old man, while I can see that averting terrorism is manifestly…
— James Purefoy
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I'd like to fly. Then I wouldn't have to wait in airport security lines.
— Jim Morris
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The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport.
— Laura Bell Bundy
Who Wrote These Airport Security Quotes
18 authors contributed a total of 18 Airport Security Quotes as follows: