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340 Airport quotes by 294 unique authors

I find it ironic how New York City Mayor Mike Bloomberg is so focused on such small issues as drink sizes, while ignoring the massive… — Mark Skousen
With existing technology, we can enforce airport security without sacrificing our personal privacy. — Tom Udall
When people help me out, even with something like a move or a ride to the airport, I'm always thinking 'Are you sure it's okay?… — Melissa McBride
When I met my designs in the market of a remote village in the West Indies, or in the airport restaurant in Zurich, I felt… — Eva Zeisel
I had arrived at the airport one hour early so that, in accordance with airline procedures, I could stand around. — Dave Barry
Granted, this system is insane, but we must not let sanity stand in the way of airport security. — Dave Barry
Look at airport security now. What started out as definite racial profiling is now where the computer picks a name. That's why you get a… — Robin Williams
Tel-Aviv airport is still the only airport in the world where each passenger is met by ten relatives. — George Mikes
People who have never had a broken heart will never understand dead roses, Tolstoy, airport lounges, Albinoni's Adagio in G Minor, neat brandy, the moon… — Wendy Harmer
I love Cheetos, those hot, spicy kind. And chocolate. Every time I'm in the airport I'm buying Cheetos and eating them on the airplane. — Alessandra Ambrosio
I always save a huge book for a flight, because then you read it at both airports and on the plane and by the time… — Ned Beauman
I have dictated stories from an airport after writing the story out in longhand on the plane that I got from phone interviews and then… — Rick Bragg
I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read… — Roman Coppola
So much better to write pen on paper; you can do it anywhere, say, while stuck at the airport. — Upamanyu Chatterjee
I really hate airport queues. I almost feel they should have cattle prods to hurry us up down the aisles. You can't even complain because… — Len Goodman
I associate going to an airport with work because I travel so much with my job. So when I have a few days free from… — Evelyn Glennie
In America, if you want to make it as a golfer, you go to college on a scholarship. In Australia, you go to the airport… — Stuart Appleby
The only way to explain how some people dress for the airport is they think no one else will be there. — Andy Borowitz
I suspect that LaGuardia is an elaborate prank, and New York has a real airport nearby that only locals know about. — Dave Barry
I got religion in the airport, my Lord. They caught me waiting on my baggage when I was bored. — Neil Young
Even if you're walking through the airport or going to pick up your mail, if you meet a fan and they have a camera, they… — Keri Hilson
Egyptian drumming happens to be a favorite of mine. It's a really simple instrument, but it's really difficult to play. You can take it anywhere… — Mickey Hart
Actually, I can write anywhere - airport lounges, in bed, on a rattling train going north. — Kate Mosse
If men could get pregnant, abortion clinics would be like Starbucks - two on every block and four in every airport. And the morning-after pill… — Nasim Pedrad
Industrialisation is necessary. But acquisition is by no means the only avenue through which it can be achieved. The Cochin Airport is a prime example… — Jairam Ramesh

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