Top Airplane Sayings

502 Airplane quotes by 392 unique authors

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.' — Nikhil Saluja
I don't want to jump out of an airplane, I've done that. — John Slattery

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