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• I like life. It's something to do.
• A lot of people wonder how you can tell if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this question: 'Would I mind…
• After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'
• I spend money with reckless abandon. Last month I blew $5000 at a reincarnation. I got to thinking, what the hell, you…
• I fear one day I'll meet God, he'll sneeze and I won't know what to say.
• I always wanted to be the last guy on Earth, just to see if all those women were lying to me.
• I was going to buy a copy of "The Power of Positive Thinking", and then I thought: What good would that do?
• My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August.
• Relationships give us a reason to live. Revenge.
• I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would…

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