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I'd have you lot up in front of the University authorities first thing in the morning, if it wasn't for the fact…
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Our garden was debated territory between five local cats, and we'd heard that the best way to keep other cats out of…
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Next comes the realist phase ("After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a…
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Look at Satan. Created as an angel, grows up to be the Great Adversary. Hey, if you’re going to go on about…
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What’s this here,†he said suspiciously, “about us got to give you faggots?†Oh, we have to have them,†said Newt, “We…
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You can't kill me, I've got a magic... AAAARGH !
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Cats don't hunt seals. They would if they knew what they were and where to find them. But they don't, so that's…
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Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many…
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Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted advisor.
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My father was also a principal of a school and mother was a curriculum advisor. Both were educators.
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