Absurd Quotes

832 Absurd quotes by 611 unique authors

And if that's what the American people want, then that's what the policy should be, of course. But the idea that anything in the United… — Michael Scheuer
Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one. — Voltaire
To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for… — Charles Darwin
It is by no means improbable that some future textbook, for the use of generations yet unborn, will contain a question something like this: What… — Unknown Author
(To Lucrezia Borgia) Do people say that I am both your father and your lover? Let the world, that heap of vermin as ridiculous as… — Pope Alexander VI
To suppose that the eye with all its inimitable contrivances for adjusting the focus to different distances, for admitting different amounts of light, and for… — Unknown Author
I got a hotline, you can call for the herb, Mathematics with a addicts, you can call me a nerd, I don't get money nigga,… — Ya Boy
Under one big sky a voice is crying to be heard, but in a world where love has died that voice seems so absurd. — Kansas
Don't listen to them, all of this talk is absurd and she is mine and I am hers. — Aaron Fresh
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive… — Unknown Author
At the present day I become a member of the Masonic order I see the wealth and power they possess the influence they hold and… — Cecil Rhodes
When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to college? That's absurd, ... The… — Unknown Author
Such attributes as virtue or intelligence aren't additive. It's absurd to maintain that two evil people can somehow be more virtuous than one decent person,… — L. Neil Smith
Only those who attempt the absurd will achieve the impossible. — Albert Einstein
We ranked the ones we believe were the most ridiculous, Either because they were factually inaccurate, because they reported the patently absurd or because we… — Britney Spears
As a stone face wear and a carefree show, everybody says she is such a strong one. Nobody could anticipate she ever tried committing suicide.… — Missing Muffin
I'm open to whoever. I think it is absurd to assume that I have to look in a certain category. A person should make choices,… — Amber Heard
I've learned to live with my consequences, I dont need this nonsense and the third cause to me all this is absurd — Youngmarkz
I was caught up couldn't help it, overwhelmed but how I felt/ It hit me all at once, plus the sex was amazin/ Shit I… — Tactics
Its absurd and anti-life to be part of a system that compels you to sit in confinement with people of exactly the same age and… — John Taylor Gatto

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