Absurd Quotes

832 quotes by 611 authors

We have now got what seems to be definite proof that an X ray which spreads out in a spherical form from a source as… — Henry Moseley
Beauty is that little something that fills the whole world, and is contained neither in a single straight nose, a long eyelash, nor a blue… — William Morris Hunt
Unextinguished laughter shakes the skies. — Homer
I have seen the day, when, if a man made himself ridiculous, the world would laugh at him. But now, everything that is mean, disgusting,… — Joanna Baillie
Witchcraft is one of the most baseless, absurd, disgusting and silly of all the humbugs. — P T Barnum
Life may be not only meaningless but absurd. — Thomas Nagel
On Being John Malkovich and the cinema of the absurd, I do enjoy it. I wish there were more like it. The very fact that… — Carter Burwell
I still kind of believe this absurd line that if you have to write it down, it's not worth remembering. — Andrew Bird
Part of being a comedian is that it's your job to look at life and regurgitate it in a funny way, to point out its… — Greg Behrendt
I don't believe any person looking for work is fearful of political judgment. Government is a large institution, and if they believe that people are… — Jan Brewer
I think coming to work and being absurd and neurotic and thoughtful at the same time is far more interesting. — Lake Bell
It was an absurd theory that by cutting taxes you would increase government revenues, because the growth of the economy would create an overflow of… — Sidney Blumenthal
I got to play with ZZ Top and introduce Bryan Adams and George Michael. And to have it all topped off by me winning 'American… — David Cook
I think it's very important to feed the body what it craves and not be in your head about it, panicking, carrying around some calorie-counting… — Tracy Anderson
When people conclude that all is futile, then the absurd becomes the norm. — Stanley Crouch
I feel completely at home in the absurdities of India. — Upamanyu Chatterjee
In comedy, something may be more absurd, but you have to believe just as much as you do when you're doing drama. — Jenna Elfman
I've always thought things were absurd. It would take a lot more effort for me to see things as reasonable. — Joshua Ferris
All tastes have the quality of being in some way artificial and invented. The secret of life is to have enough detachment from your tastes… — Adam Gopnik
I told [Kruesi] I was going to record talking, and then have the machine talk back. He thought it absurd. However, it was finished, the… — Thomas A. Edison

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