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Able Quotes by John Oliver
- People are always going to say stupid things, and you're always going to be able to make jokes about that, but it should be the…
- It was probably years before I was confident enough in stand-up that I was able to talk about the things I wanted to talk about,…
- You have to do stand-up quite a long time before you learn how to do it well. It was probably years before I was confident…
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