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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence... and he said "parole".

— Bobby Heenan

“Mr Flosky suddenly stopped: he found himself unintentionally trespassing within the limits of common sense.”

— Thomas Love Peacock

“In a toxic encounter with police officers, I was threatened with arrest and jail eleven times!”

— Steven Magee

Peppo!" I yelled, pulling at my cousin's suspenders. "I really don't want to be arrested, okay?" "Don't worry!" Peppo turned a corner and accelerated…

— Anne Fortier

“The frightened soul ran into the wine cellar with the steel door. I’m safe, Calloway thought, but he was dead wrong. Railrunner’s claws slashed…

— Miranda Leek

“I was just beginning to wonder how long I would have to wait when finally a guard sauntered up and said, “Galloway, get your…

— Noah Galloway

I get it,' said the prisoner. 'Good Cop, Bad Cop, eh?' If you like.' said Vimes. 'But we're a bit short staffed here, so…

— Terry Pratchett

“Sometimes I feel like a normal person. Sometimes I forget I’m on parole, that I’m not really free.”

— Jennifer Lane

“The next morning he drove the stranger’s car half way to the Registry of Motor Vehicles before he realized he could not apply for…

— Deirdre-Elizabeth Parker

Ghetto word of the Day - Disappointment. My Parole officer said if I miss disappointment they gone send me back to Jail.

— Anonymous

“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Was this a trap? It seemed too good to be…

— Jarod Kintz

“When a state trooper passes me on the highway, I grit my teeth, check my speed, and hope nobody put a dead guy in…

— Diana Joseph