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“She said there was no tactful way for a naked person to cope with a runny nose, especially while dancing. Orly grudgingly agreed.” quote by Carl Hiaasen — Download Open image

““She said there was no tactful way for a naked person to cope with a runny nose, especially while dancing. Orly grudgingly agreed.””

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