Christianity Quote by Captain Beefheart Download Open image ““May the Baby Jesus shut your mouth and open your mind.”” — Captain Beefheart ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christianity Psychology
“Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. My lips hurt from pressing them together to muffle the scream. Sorry, baby Jesus. I shouldn’t be thinking about… — Alice Ward Copy Share Image
“Jesus, what are you doing to me?” He whispered. “Nothing,” I gasped, when his tongue circled my ear. “Baby, if that’s nothing, you’re gonna… — C.P. Smith Copy Share Image
“...Don't ever worry bout bein holy, babychild. Just keep your eyes wide open except when you sleep. Then let the Lord's mighty vision see… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
“Which brings me to the point of this call." Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“The cattle are lowing The baby awakes But the little Lord Jesus No crying He makes” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Too many in the Church today are likes babies in the nursery,they put everything in their mouth.” — John Paul Warren Copy Share Image
“Jesus loves me! He who dead heaven's gate to open wide; He will wash away my sin, let His little child come in. Jesus… — Chang Shen Copy Share Image
“God as a helpless baby, he could only lie, stare, wriggle, make noises. The more you think about it, the more staggering it gets!” — J.I. Packer Copy Share Image
“In the stillness of morning, in the ordinary tasks of the day, in the smile of a precious baby— Jesus comes to us.” — Allene vanOirschot Copy Share Image
“I thought of the parable of the prodigal son. We had made merry for the beloved child's return too - but what happens when… — Caroline B. Cooney Copy Share Image
“For the love of Christ, shut-up! Let a bitch enjoy you mental breakdown in peace.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“If you want to be a different fish you gotta get out of the school” — Captain Beefheart Copy Share Image
Christianity was never meant to be defined by its disciplines, but by its passions. — Bill Johnson Copy Share Image
I think, here's what I've realized from interviewing people, and I've been very open about my Catholicism and my love of Christ and I… — Jay Mohr Copy Share Image
“God hates Hell. He hates the idea of people going there. He hates it so much that He was willing to take on human… — Evan Minton Copy Share Image
“some of my good Baptist brethren in Georgia had done a little preaching from the pulpit against the KKK, I would have a little… — Norman Moss Copy Share Image
I pray that wherever we are and whatever duties we have in the priesthood of God, we will be united in the cause to… — Henry B. Eyring Copy Share Image
Why do Christians sing when they are together? The reason is, quite simply, because in singing together it is possible for them to speak… — Dietrich Bonhoeffer Copy Share Image
“every church can treat each discipleship class and each worship service as an opportunity for continual rehearsal of what the words, stories, symbols, rituals,… — Sarah Arthur Copy Share Image
The ability of the gospel to unite us on common strengths and common truths is one of the great miracles . . . of the gospel. — Jeffrey R. Holland Copy Share Image
“A question for Christians who accept evolution: When did we gain a "soul"? Did Homo habilis have a soul? Homo ergaster? Did God only… — David G. McAfee Copy Share Image
The notion of a non-religious Christmas is ridiculous. But so is the insistence on the part of Christians that politicians and retailers carry out… — Rachel Campos-Duffy Copy Share Image
A real Christian in an odd number anyway. He feels supreme love for One whom he has never seen, talks familiarly every day to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Because the truth is that gossip is as good as gospel in this town. You can save face but you won't ever save your… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image