Bad Quote by Calvin Johnson

Work your fingers to the bone and what do you get? Boney fingers.

— Hoyt Axton

My Middle Finger Gets A Boner Everytime I Think Of You.

— Brittany_Snyder

This is going to sound really crude, but I lost my fingers in a meat grinder.

— Jon Tester

My middle finger gets a boner whenever I think of you.

— Ted

“Work your fingers to the bone - whadda ya get? --------- boney fingers - boney fingers... ”

— Hoyt Axton

I got a boner.

— Snooki

I have little bones.

— Dolly Parton

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

— Superman

“Where I train we smack our palms and knuckles against cinderblocks. This action creates tiny fissures in the bones. When those fissures heal, the…

— Lisa Unger

Hey, look, I just regenerated a finger. Guess which one.

— Rich Burlew

I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.

— Mitch Hedberg

It might be said of psychoanalysis that if you give it your little finger it will soon have your whole hand.

— Sigmund Freud