Quote by Cake Download Open image “She wants a car with a cupholder arm rest” — Cake ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
A car is for giving a ride to your girlfriend not a place where to rape her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
Just bought another car, had to drop that top. For 200 dollars, she'll suck that c*ck. — Rick Ross Copy Share Image
“Her car is being repaired, so I offered to give her a lift to work tomorrow. I hope she likes piggyback rides.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“She borrowed my car, often, while I was at work, even though she had her own.” — B.M. Hardin Copy Share Image
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders. — Jason McCoy Copy Share Image
“He dreams of buying a new car, but she flatly says, “We can’t afford it.” — Gary Chapman Copy Share Image
“There are good things, there are good things to eat and tonight we're eating meat. Goody Goody Goody!” — Cake Copy Share Image