Quote by Caitlin Doughty

“As a general rule, if anyone ever asks you to put stockings on a ninety-year old deceased Romanian woman with oedema, your answer should…

— Caitlin Doughty

Young ladies should take care of themselves. Young ladies are delicate plants. They should take care of their health and their complexion. My dear,…

— Jane Austen

“A pair of stockings is no less suitable o make a painting of than wood,nails,turpentine,oil,and fabric.”

— Robert Rauschenberg

It doesn't behoove elderly persons to follow fashion in their thinking nor in the way they dress.

— Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I always thought those old drab clothes from 'Silk Stockings' were the worst things I wore.

— Cyd Charisse

“Soiled overshoes or wet garments should not be worn into any room devoted to the use of ladies.”

— Samuel Roberts Wells

Your stockings prove your virtues. Be certain they are clean and free of tears.

— Emilie Autumn

“Treat your socks and stockings with respect”

— Marie Kondō

Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

I have been obsessed with seamed stockings my whole life, and I would collect vintage ones that were made in the '40s and '50s…

— Dita Von Teese

The fashion magazines are suggesting that women wear clothes that are 'age appropriate.' For me that would be a shroud.

— Joan Rivers

What if this young woman, who writes such bad poems, in competition with her husband, whose poems are equally bad, should stretch her remarkably…

— Gilbert Sorrentino