Horde Quote by Bruce Sterling
““I'm Level Eighty on Warcraft." The clerk was stunned. "You're Level Eighty?! Are you Horde, or Alliance?" "What, are you kidding me? I'm Horde, of course! I'm a Level Eighty Undead Priestess. What Guild are you in?" "I'm a Horde Blood Elf Paladin. Level 30. I'm in the Blood Roses Guild." "Have you ever seen a 'Spectral Tiger' loot card? I bet you never have." The museum clerk thought about her situation. The psychic pressure was mounting on her. She was in a state of moral anguish. "Look, Signora, I'd love to help your American clients there... But if my director knew I was Warcrafting here at work, she'd kill me! Besides, you don't have any 'Spectral Tiger' in your purse, I bet.””
About This Quote
Source Short Story: "The Museum Clerk", 1995
A gamer pretends to be a high‑level character to impress a clerk, revealing social pressure and fear of workplace repercussions.
In simple terms: People hide true interests to avoid judgment.
Key Takeaway
Be honest about your passions.
Themes
identity
social pressure
gaming
Mood
anxious
humorous
Type
narrative
satire
When to use this quote
- job interviews
- online gaming
- social interactions
Key Concepts
role‑playing
workplace ethics
Questions to Reflect On
- When have you hidden a hobby?
- What would happen if you disclosed it?
A Different Perspective
Fear of being judged can limit authenticity.
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