Dinner Quote by Brittney Deveaux

Poor, darling fellow - he died of food. He was killed by the dinner table.

— Diana Vreeland

Homer Simpson, I show you pity, and how do you repay me? With a kick in the kididdlehopper!

— Ned Flanders

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.

— George Carlin

Once, at Thanksgiving, a neighbor wandered in while my cousin Lisa worked on a turkey, shearing meat off its frame and sliding the steaming…

— Jenna Wortham

Sometimes I thank God... for cheeseburgers.

— Garth Brooks

We had a delicious dinner of too much.

— Lady Bird Johnson

“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp napkins. Covered…

— Kresley Cole

I got into cooking out of self-defense.

— Mark Bittman

Friday Night Dinner' is the best thing that's ever happened to me.

— Tom Rosenthal

Sydney Poitier, who said to Lester Maddox, Guess who's not coming to dinner? Never got a dinner!

— Red Buttons

And if you had an, an opportunity to have a hot meal, you did. That was the cook. But you didn't stop and say,…

— Anonymous

I call my mom now and say, "You know all the dinners you made that I said "no" to and then went off and…

— Jennifer Garner