Character-description Quote by Brian Malloy

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh

“Now isn't that nice!' said the old lady. 'If cousins are the right kind, they're best of all: kinder than sisters and brothers, and…

— Elizabeth Enright

“The two families really don't like each other, except for all us younger cousins because we don't know any better.”

— Stephen Chbosky

“Someone's a very dirty Uncle."…"And a very naughty niece”

— G.A. Aiken

“She knew one of the great family truths, that aunts always help, whilr moms always think it would be good for you if you…

— Jane Smiley

“My dad is shagging your aunt, probably right now. That makes us almost family.”

— Jennifer Ashley

“My sister never had children. She and her husband had a grand, adventuresome life together, and were perfectly content in their roles as aunt…

— Jamie Beck

“Aunt Maria would mildly observe that, next time Uncle Podger was going to hammer a nail into the wall, she hoped he’d let her…

— Jerome K. Jerome

“Uncle Drew is completely inappropriate and one hundred percent of the time, and Aunt Jenny is a few fries short of a Happy Meal.”

— Tara Sivec

“Like Uncle Si says, it’s never a good family reunion when you start firing relatives.”

— Willie Robertson

“Auntie had nothing to say to that. Whatever was on this man's mind, it had nothing to do with her. There were times when…

— Justin Cronin

“Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.”

— Jim Gaffigan