Badgers Quote by Brian Jacques

I'm more lopsided than a one legged badger!" Graypaw stopped his careful stalking to wander comically across the clearing "I will have to settle…

— Erin Hunter

I'm an inveterate fox and not a hedgehog, so I always think you should try everything

— Clifford Geertz

“Still pleasant as a cornered hedgehog, and as well mannered as a badger, I see.”

— Kerrigan Byrne

If you start throwing hedgehogs under me, I shall throw a couple of porcupines under you.

— Nikita Khrushchev

We're going to get gored to death by a feral fugging hog and your best strategy is to pretend it's a grizzly bear?

— John Green

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit!

— Sarah Jessica Parker

“Well, I’m more lopsided than a one-legged badger,” mewed Graypaw, breaking off from his careful stalking to stagger comically across the clearing. “I think…

— Erin Hunter

The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means…

— Mike Harding

If you can introduce 'Newsround' with a fluffy Gopher squeaking next to you, you can handle anything!

— Phillip Schofield

Its my pet univorn!

— Patience

I couldn't be more chuffed if I were a badger at the start of the mating season!

— Ian Holloway

Tarly, when I was a lad half your age, my lady mother told me that if I stood about with my mouth open, a…

— Anonymous