Funny Quote by Brandy Reedy Download Open image “If I was a bird I know who I'd shit on first” — Brandy Reedy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
If I were a Bird, then you'd be the first Person I would shiT oN.... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I was a bird. So I could fly over certain people and shit on their heads! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sometimes I wish I was a bird so I could fly over certain people and shit on their head — Crystal Copy Share Image
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater, because then people would sing about me and I could fly… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If I were a bird, I would be the one that shows up right after they finish building the nest. — Victoria Beryl Zelinski Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
