Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“A bathrobe answered the door. Inside it, a woman...”

— Markus Zusak

“women should act like they had a vocabulary and talk like they were ladies.”

— Sonovia Alexander

“Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in my bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.”

— Woody Allen

“But I hate to hear you talking so like a fine gentleman, and as if women were all fine ladies, instead of rational creatures.…

— Jane Austen

“I am the bathtub of desire, but damnit woman, I saw you eyeing that swimming pool.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I didn't know how to respond to that. There was something disturbing about being responsible for partially decayed girls going swimming.”

— brenna yovanoff

“The bath is ready. You can tell me these rules while we relax in its warmth." Her eyes widened. " We ? I don't…

— Christine Feehan

“she had insisted upon showing him her new showerbath. "You press that knob," she had said, "and look—" Innumerable needles of water shot down.…

— Virginia Woolf

“I had noticed, even then, that there were certain women whom other women instinctively disliked, and that these women invariably had more bait in…

— Pete Dexter

“The worst of Bath was the number of its plain women. ... He had frequently observed, as he walked, that one handsome face would…

— Jane Austen

“I never thought deeply about the women folks all those while. Now I know they are really a bundle of blessing to men, especially…

— Peter Muzo Godwin

“I wouldn't never bathe with him or pass water when he were near. He got suspicious quick. Seems real boys are awfully eager to…

— A.C. Gaughen