Common Quote by Brandon Sanderson

“So, Wax,” Wayne butted in. “Where did you say that bloke was who had my hat?” “I told you that he got away after…

— Brandon Sanderson

That hat looks ridiculous.” “Fortunately, I can change hats,” Wayne said, “while you, sir, are stuck with that face.

— Brandon Sanderson

“If Wayne isn’t in here somewhere already,” Wax said, “I’ll eat your handbag and try to burn it for Allomantic power.” They”

— Brandon Sanderson

“Gettin’ old,” Wayne said with a grin, passing him and starting up the next ladder. “Don’t be dense,” Wax said, grabbing the ladder below…

— Brandon Sanderson

What wasdat, sir? What wazzat sir? What wassat, sir?” “Wayne, what are you babbling about?” Waxillium asked. “Practicing my pretzel guy,” Wayne said. “He…

— Brandon Sanderson

“There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat.”

— Connie Willis

“His black hat sat on his head with a careful, placed expression and his face had a fragile look as if it might have…

— Flannery O'Connor

“The Great Zaganza said: "You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.”

— Douglas Adams

“And take that stupid hat off! It’s cutting into my neck.” He began to laugh weakly. “What a harridan you are. How could I…

— Yangsze Choo

“Ever had one of those days you couldn’t hit the ground with your hat?”

— Waylon Jennings

Has anyone ever told you that you should wear a hat? It would fit the missing eye quite well.' -Kathana to Mat

— Robert Jordan

“A hat should be taken off when greeting a lady, and left off the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a…

— P.J. O'Rourke