“There's fantasies about what heaven is like and who Satan is and why you shouldn't masturbate or why you should vote Republican. It's funny because it's an election year and their news broadcasts are constantly talking about "Vote Republican". I think that they think they're being subtle about it, but that's definitely not the case. So I'm like, "What does this have anything to do with the nice advice you were giving about how to live your life, how to get along with your spouse etc?"”
![“If he'd [Jesus] been a little more concerned for his own safety and well being he may have toned things down a little bit and probably at best he'd be remembered as a Rabbi who said some cool things but that nobody really reads anymore. There's tons of them.” quote by Brad Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/da4/brad-warner-3919_bits_if-he-d-jesus-been-a-little-more-concern_46874.jpg)
![“So he [Shoko Asahara] was insane but managed to convince a couple thousand people that he was enlightened. Western culture, which Japan is now definitely a part of, doesn't have an understanding of what Enlightenment is.” quote by Brad Warner](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/400/brad-warner-3919_convince_so-he-shoko-asahara-was-insane-but-manag_48812.jpg)
