Contrary to popular belief Quote by Bonnie Jensen

“Why don't you just order the fucking cheesecake?”

— Amy Guth

“Life tastes better after a slice of cheesecake!”

— Jason Shaw

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have bought you a cheesecake, but I have no…

— Jarod Kintz

“I will never eat another pancake that appears out of nowhere.”

— Johnny Gruelle

“On every shopping trip, there is one indulgence.”

— Judy Blundell

Because you don't live near a bakery doesn't mean you have to go without cheesecake.

— Hedy Lamarr

“Shopping is never over,” Susan said. “It is merely suspended.”

— Robert B. Parker

“As they say, 'It's all downhill from cupcakes.”

— Ryan North

“He'd live on land and eat cheesecake for the rest of his life before that happened.”

— Anna Banks

“Besides you can't steal cake. Nobody owns cake. If you don't have sense to know cake's meant to be eaten up, you ought not…

— Kimberly Brock

“Have you noticed that some people don't give A damn and just keep on shopping?”

— Benjamin Alire Sáenz

“Why would I want a relationship when I can have cheesecake?”

— Renée Swann