Hockey Quote by Bobby Clarke Download Open image “We take the shortest route to the puck and arrive in ill humor.” — Bobby Clarke ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hockey Humor Ill Puck
“Besides,” Puck said, grinning his evil grin, “who says I came alone?” “You did,” called another Puck from the rooftop he just left. Glitch’s eyes bugged as the second Puck grinned down at him. “No, he didn’t,” said a third Puck from the opposite roof. “Well, I’m sure they know what he meant,” said yet another Puck, sitting atop a… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share
The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Let's make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here. — Alexander Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
“Think you've got the guts to actually go through with it this time?" (Puck) I responded by slashing at his face, barely missing him… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
The ironic humor comes from the distance between what we understand about ourselves and what is truly going on in ourselves. — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
I was 13 when I developed the classic symptoms of a person who gets diabetes: a lot of weight loss, a tremendous thirst, and… — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
My dad had an aunt at the turn of the century who died from diabetes, but she was the closest affected relative in my… — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
There's no reason why a player is done at 33, 34. They train better, they eat better, they drink better. This isn't the old… — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
With the glucometer, I always know how much blood sugar I've got, so I can adjust my insulin or the food I eat. — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
If I hadn't learned to lay on a two-hander once in a while, I'd never have left Flin Flon. — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
They always try to play with our minds. But that won't work with our club. We've got 20 guys without brains. — Bobby Clarke Copy Share Image
We don't want you at the rink, we don't want you in the stadium, we don't want you to watch hockey, — Jeremy Roenick Copy Share Image
Talented people can predict with great accuracy what's about to happen just a tiny bit ahead of their competitors. It might be two seconds… — Kevin Maney Copy Share Image
I really don't think you need a letter on your jersey to be a leader on a hockey club. — Carey Price Copy Share Image
My hope, it's not only my hope, but all of the NHL hopes to raise hockey in China because it's a good country to… — Alexander Ovechkin Copy Share Image
I was a big fan of Grant Fuhr. I was a big Oilers fan growing up. I started out playing goal, but there wasn't… — Jarome Iginla Copy Share Image
I somewhere along the way became fascinated with exploring characters who are willing to put themselves into violent situations, whether it's football, hockey, boxing,… — Peter Berg Copy Share Image
I have always been interested in finding new ways to play and have looked at handball keepers and ice hockey goal-minders. It helps me. — Manuel Neuer Copy Share Image
I'm a little bit superstitious, and I think that just comes from playing hockey. I won't avoid the number thirteen. A big one for… — James Badge Dale Copy Share Image
Without the support of my mom, Marlene, I would not be the person I am. She has been my main supporter throughout my career,… — Sean Avery Copy Share Image
Everything was set for us to play a real good game. Then we left the dressing room and everything went to hell. — Curt Fraser Copy Share Image
We have always been taught that hockey is our national game, but it is only in general knowledge books and not on official papers. — Sandeep Singh Copy Share Image
Baseball doesn't seem very important on a day like this...When you live in the United States and you think it's the greatest country in… — Gerry Hunsicker Copy Share Image