Best Quote by Bob the Drag Queen

The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell,…

— Rob Lowe

When I hit the scene, there was Billy Connolly and Max Boyce. It was all mother-in-law and Irish jokes, and we broke the mould.…

— Jasper Carrott

“I heard your jokes, Doc, good thing there were breasts involved.” “I guess I always thought the cheers were for my witticisms.” “Oh yeah,…

— Mark Tufo

Working with Kal Penn in 'Namesake' was funny at times. What we did was so real. We had fun on and off the sets,…

— Tabu

I hate being mean. I watch those roasts on Comedy Central and they make the hair on the back of my neck stand up.

— Anonymous

Whenever I go on a show with a comedian I just counter punch.

— Bill O'Reilly

“Come with me to the Pacific Design Center.” “Why?” “Because I need help picking out a new couch,” he said, peering up at her…

— Julie James

I'm pretty much only friends with comedians.

— Ari Shaffir

I have some friends who are comedians but not many.

— Frankie Boyle

I grew up watching 'Big Train,' these collectives of comedians who knew each other, and as a comedy fan you knew who was going…

— Natasia Demetriou

Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new hour. You have no hits to rely on.

— Aziz Ansari