Quote by Bob Mortimer Download Open image ““Marzipan's a private matter!”” — Bob Mortimer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“can see willful obfuscation spread over you like marmalade on toast. I do not care for marmalade, madam, and I care less for secrets.” — William Ritter Copy Share Image
“Marlboro Man and I settled in together, soaking up the first days of married life on the ranch that was my new home. He… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
Margo says, "I know what she's talking about. The something deeper and more secret. It's like cracks inside of you. Like there are these… — John Green Copy Share Image
“I walked proudly out of the church, the new wife of Marlboro Man. When we exited the same doors through which my dad and… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Nothing that happens between two people is guaranteed to be private.” — Kate le Vann Copy Share Image
“When we arrived at the wedding at Marlboro Man’s grandparents’ house, I gasped. People were absolutely everywhere: scurrying and mingling and sipping champagne and… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“There is, it's opulently redundant of me to add, a perfectly reasonable and innocuous explanation for why I'm browsing the web alone in my… — Mil Millington Copy Share Image
“By the time we returned to the hotel room, we were laughing again. Marlboro Man was teasing me about how many clothes I’d brought… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“Once out of the church doors, Marlboro Man swatted me. “Ow!” I shrieked, feeling stung. “What was that for?” “Just your Tuesday spanking,” Marlboro… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
“I fell asleep at nine that night and didn’t move until nine the next morning, waking up still dressed and wrapped like a pupa… — Ree Drummond Copy Share Image
I was just a toddler when my dad died in a car crash. With my mum, Eunice, being a young widow with a large… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
There is a theory in showbiz circles that mentally you remain the same age as when you first tasted fame, and I think there… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
We've ignored audiences all these years. We've just amused ourselves and hoped enough people would want to eavesdrop to make it all viable. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
We miss 'House of Fools' a lot. We always enjoyed doing that; it felt a bit like a different and fresh show for British… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I worked in a chicken factory, in a steel foundry, I worked on the bins for a year or so. It started as a… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
When you have a house full of children, there's never a quiet moment, so I like getting out in the garden for a bit… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I look at stuff like the 'The Whole 19 Yards' and it reminds me of my childhood watching shows with Mike Reid and kids… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
I like having something I can watch every single night. It suits my habits. — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians want people to listen to them. I don't think we've ever been that bothered about whether people would want to… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
