Deserted Quote by Bob Denver

My gravest secret is that I really did fake the moon landing. On Venus!

— Richard M. Nixon

I was once on a mission, on a cruise I was wishin, that my mom was in the kitchen, eatin chicken, finger lickin.

— Brandon DiCamillo

When I was little, I would tell my aunt that the moon was following us home when we were driving.

— DaniAlla

There was a lake beneath me, but the big, heavy parachute which had to be opened two miles above the ground couldn't be steered.…

— Valentina Tereshkova

During the days in detention, I thought most about the moon.

— Ai Weiwei

I was kidnapped by aliens, they came down from outer space with ray guns, but I fooled them by wearing a wig and laughing…

— Neil Gaiman

I was out walking the other evening. This fellow accosted me, and asked if that was the moon up there in the sky. I…

— Chic Murray

I walked on the Moon. What can't you do?

— Gene Cernan

I remember it was hard to believe that I was taking a step onto the lunar surface.

— Buzz Aldrin

I had a mad impulse to throw you down on the lunar surface and commit interstellar perversion with you.

— Woody Allen

I was out training one black night when I heard a noise. I turned around and saw a leopard. I threw some stones at…

— Filbert Bayi

Sunk in the grass of an empty lot on a spring Saturday, I split the stems of milkweed and thought about ants and peach…

— Toni Morrison