"You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas,……" — Billy Gardell
"You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old."
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Billy Gardell
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20 Quotes by Billy Gardell
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Yeah, I've done Jim Breuer's radio show a couple times, and I heard from Larry the Cable Guy when I…
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Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!
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I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.
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I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or…
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I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I'm doing the best I can.
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I'm from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year's…
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Stand-up will always come first. I've been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have…
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And then as I got older, see, I think a lot of times with comics, your life kind of permeates…
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As a comic, I've heard gunshots while I'm trying to get to sleep. I've performed where people wanted to do…
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Everybody wants to be a better version of themselves - everybody. And I hope one day I can lose some…
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I come from a working-class family in Pittsburgh, whereas 'Mike & Molly' deals with the working class in Chicago. I…
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I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because…
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