Bases Quote by Billy Crystal

Yeah, I mean, I did regular stand-up for a long time. And I did - I stopped doing stand-up when I worked on 'Ellen,'…

— Karen Kilgariff

I don't do stand-up anymore.

— Julian Barratt

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure.

— Patton Oswalt

I tried do stand-up, and I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.

— Sean Hayes

I get to do stand-up every single day. I love that live energy exchange between the audience and myself, and to get to say…

— Ellen DeGeneres

When you do stand-up, it's so autonomous: I can say anything.

— Pete Holmes

Very early on, I met this one comic who said if you're not doing stand-up every night, you're not doing it. And so I…

— Michelle Wolf

Stand-up is the only thing I have complete control over. There's something to be said for that.

— Bobby Lee

Stand-up for me is usually a weekend thing. I go out of town and just do it.

— Chris Hardwick

I've never really considered doing stand up, but I have done readings/spoken word things fairly often in which I'll just tell a bunch of…

— Laurie Notaro

I don't really do stand-up.

— Jessica Williams

The thing about stand-up is that it's so easy. You just show up and talk. But you can get lazy doing that.

— Jimmy Dore