"We're the geniuses of the house because only……" — Bill Cosby
"We're the geniuses of the house because only a person intelligent as we could fake such stupidity."
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231 Quotes by Bill Cosby
Bill Cosby has 231 quotes on this site.
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I am not afraid of crashing, my secret is . . . just before we hit the ground, I jump…
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Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood has that particular thing in it, and it's very…
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we cannot afford to settle for being just average; we must learn as much as we can to be the…
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The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
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I did not want to turn to playing golf because golf is about as much exercise as shuffling cards.
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While fathers are pleasant figureheads, there is a special bond between children and their mothers. 'Do you help your mother…
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Any husband who says, "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is talking about either a law firm or…
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The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague.
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Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not…
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Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard.
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If you can find humour in anything, you can survive it
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My children love my mother, and I tell my children, that is not the same woman I grew up with...That…
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More Fake Quotes
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one of 2,077 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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Actually I am very glad that people can buy Armani - even if it's a fake. I like the fact…
— Giorgio Armani
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You can fake your age or mask it, but the passion that moves the characters has to be real.
— Victoria Abril
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Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anything else…
— Richard Bach
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You can't fake it when you're alone with God, you know.
— Jim Bakker
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If you haven't got it. Fake it! Too short? Wear big high heels, but do practice walking!
— Victoria Beckham
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I can't get married. I can't fake sleep for 30 years.
— Elayne Boosler
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Basically, what I'm saying is there is nothing fake about what I do. I'm up-front, I'm real, I'm honest and…
— Christina Aguilera
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Bad food is made without pride, by cooks who have no pride, and no love. Bad food is made by…
— Anthony Bourdain
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After all, it is hard to master both life and work equally well. So if you are bound to fake…
— Joseph Brodsky
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The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour…
— Lenny Bruce
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Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
— George Burns
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You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
— William S. Burroughs
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