Benefits Quote by Bill Bryson

I am tired and weary because people are continually forcing me off the road. I was actually honked off once.

— Terry Fox

I just saw metal as another tool for me to use.

— Anonymous

I once locked my keys out of my car. I had to break out of my car with a coat hanger.

— Steven Wright

I carry around such a load of non-specific guilt that every time the metal detector beeps, I always have a wild fear that this…

— Dan Greenburg

I was really into metal when I was growing up. It was just something I thought I could do and wanted to try.

— Jeff Hanneman

One night I was standing on Third Avenue playing my guitar, when this big Irish policeman came strolling by, and stopped to listen to…

— Frank Stallone

I turn every bar into a honky tonk.

— Jelly Roll

I was stuck in traffic one day and just kinda thought it would be funny to masturbate. It was sunny and clear out, so…

— Zach Braff

Unwanted honking not only irritates others, but may also end up causing accidents. Drivers lose cool and it may result in road rage.

— Rahul Dravid

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

— George Jones

I would drive on streets that were one-way and think, "Why are they all honking at me?"

— Sandra Cisneros

I was a really bad taxi driver. I only collided twice but it was one time too much.

— Jo Nesbo