Quote by Big Black

I wonder what chairs think about all day: "Oh, here comes another asshole."

— Robin Williams

Some people deserve to be smacked¦ In the face... With a chair

— Gabi666

We all just want to sit on our ass.

— Karl Pilkington

“I like nothing more in the world than sitting on my ass doing nothing. And it's not my fault I have this attitude, because…

— Lori Chapman

Ive got more ass then a toilet seat

— Evilmonkey

You know what I pay attention to? Butts in the seats. That's what my mother used to say: 'Are there butts in those seats?'…

— Leslie Uggams

I get more ass then a toilet seat.

— Anonymous

Anybody can get bigheaded once they know the seat cannot be pulled out from under them.

— Rodney King

Classy is sexting UNDER the table rather than with your elbows on the table.

— Anonymous

“When I saw my backside, I gasped. “I have no ass!” I said aloud. “They have left me no ass!”

— Maziar Bahari

Never let a little man to sit on a big chair; that would be a big disaster!

— Mehmet Murat Ildan

“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon